US Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke in a playful mood

"It's so much fun playing mind games with the lives of so many people around the world. Such a bunch of fools, waiting for me to make up my mind before deciding which poor sods are going to end up losing their life savings. I think I'll go read the newspaper or something. I'm sure they're trying to guess what I'm going to do next. Hmm, is that a swelling on my neck? Ah no, it's my head."