Friday, September 29, 2006
"It's time to take up arms and teach these Muslims a lesson. As a non-violent religion, it's our duty to teach these violent people a good lesson on non-violence."
"We shall launch a violent jehad against anyone who calls our religion violent."
"I shall be releasing a video, DVD and webcast soon to explain my stance on my death."
Friday, September 22, 2006
"I made sure I had nobody to disturb me. Except journalists and anyone else looking for a good story on my lonely quest to get fiter and stronger for the Ashes."
"It's a done deal."
"He was a good man. This is not to say the new man is not a good man. This is not to say the new man is a better man than More. This is not to say the new man is not a better man than More. This is not to say More is not better than the new man. All this to say we've been practicing a few things and it's all part of the process. Right Greg?"
"Ab mori bari."
"As long as I'm in good form I harbour hopes of making it back into the Indian team. So please don't repeat the question. I will say no more."
Thursday, September 21, 2006
"Thunder thighs are forecast for the next few days."
"Since I don't know my History nor my Geography, all I can say is that the Bangladeshi Prime Minister is a stranger to me. It seems absurd that I should be asked to comment on a meeting between my Finance Minister and the Prime Minister of the Capital of Bengal. Back to my books."