Osama Bin Laden in a chilled out mood after the London terrorist plot was foiled

"I'm not sure what to say, but I know I have to say something. So what I will say is that this once again proves that the end is near for the imperialist forces. I agree, that is so lame. Lemme just go back to my cave and smoke my pipe. Meanwhile, I urge all you Jehadi fools to kep fighting the good fight, while I chill out doing nothing in particular."