Sonia Gandhi in a particularly candid mood

"I can't wait for Priyanka to grow up and be PM; she even looks like Indira Gandhi. Until then, we'll keep the seat warm for her with a line of puppets. Once she's ready to be launched, the illiterate people of India won't even notice that they're voting for Priyanka and not Indira Gandhi. We'll just tell them it's Indira Gandhi reborn."