Lara on Lara

"Lara apologises for having apologised for not apologising. The only apology in this fucked up world of West Indian cricket is West Indian fucking cricket. I repeat, I apologise for having bad mouthed the fucking fogies of the Board. There, now does all this make Lara a bigger man than that cud-chewing narcissist Sir Isaac Vivian Alexander Fucking Richards? Good show. Lara apologises for nothing."