Al-Qaida's response to the America-led troop surge in Afghanistan

"We'll just kill time till they clear out."

The Gods on creationism

"Only a bunch of nincompoops would think we'd make the mistake of creating such a bunch of nincompoops."

The Hindus on the Islamists reaction to the Pope's statement that Islam is a violent religion

"It's time to take up arms and teach these Muslims a lesson. As a non-violent religion, it's our duty to teach these violent people a good lesson on non-violence."

Islamists on The Pope calling their religion violent

"We shall launch a violent jehad against anyone who calls our religion violent."