Shahid Kapoor and Priyanka Chopra on Telengana

"Not only are we un-following each other, we're also un-following the Telengana problem. Hope you follow. Sorry."

Vidhu Vinod Chopra to Chetan Bhagat

"Have you read FPS?"

Kareena Kapoor's advise to Chetan Bhagat

"Zoobie doobie zoobie doobi naache kyun pagal, stupid mann? Jaise filmon mein hota hai, ho raha hai hoo-boo-hoo!"

Vidhu Vinod Chopra on Chetan Bhagat

"What do you mean I have to share the credit?"

Chetan Bhagat's last words on the 3i controversy

"I'm going to block the whole thing out and pretend it never happened. I absolutely detest the idiots."

Munnabhai on Vidhu Vinod Chopra

"Lagey raho! Vidya Balan is worth it."

Munnabhai on sport

"Lagey raho! Orwell called it 'war minus the shooting'. Bapuji would have approved as his Satyagraha was, also, war minus the shooting."

Munnabhai on Tony Blair

"Lagey raho! As Bapuji side, kiss both sides of Dubya's cheeks."

Munnabhai on George Bush

"Lagey raho! Bapuji gaya tel lagane. Don't show any side of your brain."

Munnabhai on ball-tampering

"Lagey raho. No matter what Bapuji said, don't show the other side."

Munnabhai on match-fixing

"Lagey raho! Bapuji said if one side is fixed, turn to the other side."

Suchitra Sen on Greta Garbo

"What did she say? I'll just copy her."

Spiderman 3 on Superman Returns

"I don't want to be Superman Returns."

Superman on Superman Returns

"Where's Superman?"

Karan Johar on divorce

"Let's make a song and dance about it."

Hot Chocolate doing the Monty Panesar

"I believe in miracles."