Official Chinese response to Google's threat to move out

"Don't ask Google."

The Indian Auto industry on growth prospects

The Indian Auto industry on growth prospects: "Good to very good. In fact, it's possible that one day our cars will cost less than it does to run them."

Microsoft in a fucked up mood

"Yes, we invited you hackers to come and fuck with Vista, but that doesn't mean you come and fuck with it. It was just a public relations exercise. And now, thanks to you fuckers, we'll just have to launch the crappy system without telling anyone how crappy it is. Serves you guys right. We try to be nice and you fuck with us. Fine, we'll just go back to being slimy."

The Selfish Gene in a...well, selfish mood

"I won't share what's on my with you."

Anil Ambani in a competitive mood

"I need to quickly make an annoucement. It's the least I can do considering how much Mukesh is really doing."

Corporates in a happy mood

"Let's all embrace the gay people in our culture. Let's just not fuck with them."

Google in a greedy mood

"I feel like an Apple."