Chetan Bhagat on Telengana

"I love Aamir Khan!"

Dr. Kalam suggests to Chetan Bhagat

"Write poetry like me. Nobody will dare take the credit for it."

Vidhu Vinod Chopra to Chetan Bhagat

"Have you read FPS?"

Asif Ali Zardari's tells Chetan Bhagat

"Don't settle for anything less than 10%."

Kareena Kapoor's advise to Chetan Bhagat

"Zoobie doobie zoobie doobi naache kyun pagal, stupid mann? Jaise filmon mein hota hai, ho raha hai hoo-boo-hoo!"

The snobs on Chetan Bhagat's writing

"I see no reason why he should be given any credit for anything he writes."

Vidhu Vinod Chopra on Chetan Bhagat

"What do you mean I have to share the credit?"

Chetan Bhagat's last words on the 3i controversy

"I'm going to block the whole thing out and pretend it never happened. I absolutely detest the idiots."

Arundhati Roy on writing books

"It is a capitalist conspiracy. Although, not writing books and making money out of rants that are sold as books is most certainly not."