Bal Thackeray to IPL Commissioner Lalit Modi

"Please invite the Pakistani players on my behalf to IPL3. That way, we can disrupt matches and be given a bad name for a good reason. Right now, we're being blamed for nothing."

The Shiv Sena to Pakistan

"We're sincrely disappointed your players were not picked by any of the IPL teams. This is not what we were hoping for. Quite the contrary, actually. Let's hope and pray the attacks on Indians in Australia don't cease."

Shiv Sena's response to the IPL auction controversy

"Next time we will insist that the auction be conducted in Marathi and Vadapav."

India's answer to Australia

"The Shiv Sena."

Official Chinese response to Google's threat to move out

"Don't ask Google."

Hockey India on Indian Hockey

"Apart from foreign coaches, we're thinking of bringing in foreign players."

The Indian hockey fan on a new dawn for India Hockey

"Waiting for Godot."

The average Indian on Indian Hockey

"Cricket, right?"

Nitish Kumar on Indian Hockey

"Give me Indian Hockey, I'll turn it into another Bihar."

Indian hockey players on Indian cricket

"We're willing to come for nets."

The Indian Auto industry on growth prospects

The Indian Auto industry on growth prospects: "Good to very good. In fact, it's possible that one day our cars will cost less than it does to run them."

On Slate on Obama's blackness

Obama on being accused of speaking in tongues

"It's just a white lie."

Sehwag on the way forward for Indian hockey

"Nothing complicated. If you ask me, all they need to do is convert penalty corners."

Al-Qaida's response to the America-led troop surge in Afghanistan

"We'll just kill time till they clear out."

Asif Ali Zardari on Nehru

"I'm sure only 10% of him was bad. That's enough for me."

Edwina on Nehru

"Contrary to what a lot of people think in private, I can tell you that he was a giant of a man in private."

Shashi Tharoor on Nehru

"The less said about him the better."

The Ku Klux Klan's view on the attacks on Indians in Australia

"This is what we have been trying to tell black people along, that we're not racist. You just happen to be living in the wrong country."

Tony Auth on Dick Cheney

SM Krishna's reassuring offer to Indians in Australia

"Come back to India. We offer better courses in hair styling and facials."

Melbourne's advise to Indians in Australia

"Move to Sydney."

Hayden advises Indians in Australia

"Move to Chennai."

Symonds', Hayden's and Ponting's generous offer to Indians

"Give us Harbhajan and the attacks will stop."

Ricky Pointing's suggestion to Indians in Australia

"Ask your attackers out for a beer after they've abused and beaten you. That's the Australian way."

Sree Santh's advise to Indians in Australia

"You are being misunderstood. It's time to awaken the giant within."

Australian Foreign Minister Simon Crean clears the air

"Just because Indians are being attacked in Melbourne doesn't mean Indians are being targetted in Melbourne."

Amar Singh to Azam Khan on Amar Singh

"Picture abhi baaki hai, mere dost."

Ken Catalino on the state of the world

The Aam Aadmi on Kashmir

"It's a disgrace, the price of potatoes today!"

The octogenarian ND Tiwari on Kashmir

"Anything over 18 years old doesn't interest me."

RSS on Kashmir

"It used to be a temple before Muslims destroyed it. Let's turn it into another Ayodhya."

Kashmiris on Kashmir

"________ ________ ______ _____ ______. _____! _____! ______! _______ "

India on Kashmir

"Kashmir is an internal problem, Mr. Tharoor."

Asif Ali Zardari on Kashmir

"It's all India's doing. All the problems in this part of the world are because of Kashmir. At the most, Pakistan is 10% involved."

Shahid Kapoor and Priyanka Chopra on Telengana

"Not only are we un-following each other, we're also un-following the Telengana problem. Hope you follow. Sorry."

Shashi Tharoor on Telegana

"RT@smkrishna: It's a private matter not to be RTweeted about."

Asif Ali Zardari on Telengana

"I think they're asking for too much. Even I'm not this greedy."

Surendra on Telengana

General (Retd.) Sarath Fonseka to KSR

"Vote for me. I'll give you Telengana in Sri Lanka."

JFK on Telengana

"Ask not what AP can do for you. Ask what you can do for AP."

Chetan Bhagat on Telengana

"I love Aamir Khan!"

Vinod Kambli on Telengana

"We should take the stairs to find a solution for this problem."

Asif Ali Zardari on Kashmir

"It's 10% of India. I've got to have it."

Inflation on Inflation

"You ain't seen nothing yet."

Keshav on Inflation

Vidhu Vinod Chopra on Inflation

"Shut up, shut up!"

Shashi Tharoor on Inflation

"RT@cattle class :-("

Dr. Singh on Inflation

"Please ask Soniaji."

Pranab Mukherji on Inflation

"It's a matter of serious concern."

Sonia Gandhi on Inflation

"It's a matter of serious concern."

Dr. Kalam suggests to Chetan Bhagat

"Write poetry like me. Nobody will dare take the credit for it."

Ghajini to Shashi Tharoor

"Write it. Tweet it. Forget it."

Tharoor to Tharoor

"I'm going to tweet like Tharoor."

Dr. Manmohan Singh on Shashi Tharoor's tweets

"Please ask Soniaji."

Online community on Shashi Tharoor's tweets

"RT@everything Tharoor says."

More advise from SM Krishna to Shashi Tharoor

"Stand up on the bench with your fingers on your lips and very far away from the keyboard!"

SM Krishna's advise to Shashi Tharoor

"Get back to writing books."

Vidhu Vinod Chopra to Chetan Bhagat

"Have you read FPS?"

Asif Ali Zardari's tells Chetan Bhagat

"Don't settle for anything less than 10%."

Kareena Kapoor's advise to Chetan Bhagat

"Zoobie doobie zoobie doobi naache kyun pagal, stupid mann? Jaise filmon mein hota hai, ho raha hai hoo-boo-hoo!"

The snobs on Chetan Bhagat's writing

"I see no reason why he should be given any credit for anything he writes."

Vidhu Vinod Chopra on Chetan Bhagat

"What do you mean I have to share the credit?"

Chetan Bhagat's last words on the 3i controversy

"I'm going to block the whole thing out and pretend it never happened. I absolutely detest the idiots."